Death Anniversay Cards

Ruptures...

In seeking a way to bring smiles to a friend who found herself yet again in tears because of a heart breaker repeat offender, I I remembered my high school years when the boys did not catch one for the other comforts me in my conspiracy theory male I named: bible man. This book is listed in which a whole bunch of phrases, mannerisms, behaviors that 'they have in common though.
In my case I'd say I'm Nicolas Cage in National Treasure: Book of Secrets. And someday my search will lead ...

Returning to the subject of this post, which against all odds is not to lynch the male sex but rupture. Daughter as a boy, we all dropped at least one fact time in his life (and if the number is greater than 5, I suggest you consult a specialist), 2 once we did not quite understand the reason she was so "profound" (this is purely a sarcasm). So tonight dear readers, I will establish a non-exhaustive list of reasons for failures, and a shock response to associate with each of them:

• "It's not you, it's me " (I should say that I got that bomb in the face was my 4th). This sentence is the best of the best, Roy's Rolls of the worst excuses rupture. J'image by the individual who was out for the first time in the world, he must have thought that his side Fred Hoyle pass for a visionary with his theory of the Big Bang. ; Personally, the first thing that comes to mind is "you will be treated in this case" so if you have another one please ...
• "You're too good for me, it's for your own good" , the answer is that we always tried to give is "Good," you do not teach me anything new, so if you please find something else "and sincerely do not be shy. By that between the period of seduction, the one where you fall in love (is) and you finally put together, the fugitive had the opportunity to reflect on this detail for less "embarrassing".
• "It's too complicated, you know life is not always black or white" , a year ago, championed the spread that I replied: "Ah, now you're a painter? "I still laugh.
• "I do not want / I'm afraid to get involved" : I ask all those who have this wild card in their pocket when the time comes for you to out at least have the courage and honesty to finish that sentence as it should be: "I do not want to get involved with YOU!", otherwise you end up with former registered to "hope club and a team of 11 girls (boys), start to fear for your life by what it will not be a massacre, but a real butcher.
• "I need a break": are answered just "Ok, bye!"

And what is the worst excuse you've been served during a break?

Ps: A friend's advice, choose carefully around you two close: one that will bring you to smile with jokes that work well but zero every time, and another to put out the tires in question, and believe me, it lets off steam.